More Irony

Throughout my life, every guy to whom I mention that I am going to get my hair cut immediately has a startled look on his face, as if I am discussing cutting off a finger rather than a bit of my overabundance of hair. There is always an almost visceral reaction to the thought of there being slightly less hair on my head. Ok, I get it, guys like long hair.

The irony, though, is that, when I actually do get my hair cut, they never even notice.