Everyone Has Their Eye Out

The latest set-up scheme:

Yesterday morning, a client called my office. He was super pushy and a bit annoying. Jewish, of course (I knew this because he mentioned Rosh Hashanah while being annoying). Turns out he is the neighbor of the former owner of my company and we are doing some work for him. The former owner of my company came in today and she was all excited to tell me about this neighbor. Because he wears a yarmulke. Perfect, right! Oh, and wait - he owns a nice place on the Upper West Side also! Great! Sounds like an incredible match. While she and my other co-worker were discussing this, loudly, it comes out that he's approximately 50 years old! Um, hello? Don't they know I'm only 20? ;)