Illustration of my Wacky Office

Co-worker 1 (while dealing with a crazy client): I need a miracle.
Co-worker 2: I have some extra miracles stored up - what do you need?
Me: Really? You have extra miracles? Will you make it so I can fly?
Co-worker 2: That's not a miracle, that's a super power. Miracles are possible. Super powers are not.
Me: I don't agree. I miracle should be able to enable a super power. I want to fly.
Co-worker 1: You want to what?
Me: To fly. You know, in the sky. Like with wings.
Co-worker 1: How would you feel if you had wings, and when you walked around between people, your wings were always bumping into them
Me: Duh. If I had wings, I wouldn't be walking around between people, I would be flying above them.

Lots of laughter ensued. TGIF.

Oh, and kinda but not really related at all, how come they didn't call me to be part of this one?