Shhh, Don't Tell

When I have school, I often buy my dinner in the law school cafeteria, because they actually offer kosher food. Tonight, because the law students are having finals, the cafeteria closed early, leaving without kosher food. However, there was a table set up in the law school cafeteria overflowing with kosher bagels, cream cheese and coffee. I feel a little bad, not actually being a law student, but I feel like they left me no choice. I took a bagel and some cream cheese. They didn't want me to starve did they? So now in addition to my stalking, I'm adding theft to my repertoire (it's good to be diversified). Or I could just figure that Irina didn't get to have her bagel, and she was letting me have her share.

(I'm starting to worry that people who read this blog and don't actually know me are going to have a slightly negative impression of me and find me extremely strange. I think I need to either compile a list of people who will vouch for me (can I count on you, Ezzie?) or stop being so open with my criminal activity.)